who am I

I am: bleak, dull, flat, insipid, monotonous, prosaic, trite, uninteresting, vapid, arduous, laborious, oppressive, tough, uphill, drab, arid, commonplace, bonny, comely, adorable, cute, delightful, personable, precious, cultivated, close, minion, excessive, exorbitant, high, inestimable, good for nothing, invaluable, frivolous, futile, pointless, useless, trivial, but most important of all - I am alive